1 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,916 Professor, have you already removed your lenses? 2 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Here they are. 3 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:26,500 [Maximum] I am Maximum Risk. 4 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:29,083 Head orthopedist at the S. Lucia clinic. 5 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:31,416 Will you take my glasses? 6 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:35,541 [Massimo] I'm about to operate on the last hernia of the album before the Christmas holidays. 7 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,458 [machine noise] 8 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:45,500 She risks a pneumothorax! I don't like this panting. 9 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,625 Professor, I'm actually from here. 10 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:51,583 I can see it well! 11 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:55,500 [Massimo] Then I'll go to South Africa to make a dream come true: 12 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,833 big game hunting with my friend Ox. 13 00:02:58,583 --> 00:02:59,583 Scalpel! 14 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,958 [Bue] I am Ligabue from Chianina known as Ox, the king of sirloin. 15 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:08,666 Son of a dynasty of butchers, 16 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:12,333 Vitellozzo's father a degenerate vegetarian. 17 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,708 He has fat at home and he likes the side dish! 18 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,750 Go, Vitellozzo, take this. 19 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:24,500 Break his head and raise your ears, eyes and nose. 20 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,708 They are used for sausages. 21 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:31,791 [Bue]I've been waiting for the permits for ten years to go hunting in South Africa. 22 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:36,416 On the way back, I put a warthog in the place of honor! 23 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:40,250 I'll fill the whole wall. Actually no, I'll leave the calendar there. 24 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,250 Why is it always stopped in August? 25 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:45,708 Why? 26 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:50,000 Because I've been waiting since August let this butterfly fly away. 27 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:52,416 Shoo! Shoo! 28 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:56,500 [Angela] I'm Angela Ladesse. entomologist at the Biopark. 29 00:03:56,625 --> 00:04:00,666 I've been dedicated to it for years to an impossible mission: 30 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:04,125 the search for Lepidopterus Ceruleus Paradisiacus. 31 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,083 - What are you looking at? - [child] What a pussy! 32 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:07,625 - Go! - [child] Envious. 33 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,958 Did you see, director? She was skeptical… 34 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:18,000 But with the calendar I collected the funds to search for the butterfly. 35 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,458 In fact, she was right. 36 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:22,333 Have a good trip. 37 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,083 Thank you. 38 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:26,708 I promise you that I will not return empty-handed. 39 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,208 I have no doubts. 40 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:40,083 Mauro, I would have stayed in Rome with you, but dad really wants me to go. 41 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:44,291 My love, don't worry, we will be together when you return. 42 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,208 Think about having fun. 43 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,041 My father will enjoy it. 44 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:52,416 Him and his friend Ox they love hunting. 45 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,708 Ox? 46 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:55,125 [horn bellowing] 47 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:04,083 Understand why Bue? Hello, merry Christmas. 48 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,958 - Can you give me a kiss? - No, my father can see us. 49 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,333 Introduce me as your boyfriend. 50 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:14,833 Are you crazy? He's jealous! 51 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:18,208 Since there's no mother, If he sees me with a boy there's trouble. 52 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:26,708 [Laura] My name is Laura and I'm in a lot of trouble. 53 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:28,333 - Hello, Ox. - HI. 54 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,500 - [Laura] Hi, dad. - Love! 55 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:37,500 [Laura] I have something of an affair with Mauro and the other half with Vitellozzo. 56 00:05:38,416 --> 00:05:39,416 Hi love. 57 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,208 [Mauro] Hello, my love! 58 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,625 You will be surprised when I reach you! 59 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,333 [Carlo] My name is Carlo Boffa. Established entrepreneur. 60 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:06,333 I have achieved success twice, 61 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:09,500 because three years ago a scoundrel partner ruined me. 62 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,916 But I worked a lot… 63 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:17,625 and now I enjoy the well-deserved holidays with my second wife Susanna. 64 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,500 [Carlo] We will cross a natural park on a vintage train, 65 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:27,500 then I rented a plane to fly over Victoria Falls. 66 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,583 And maybe Botswana. 67 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:35,625 - It's not possible. - Yes, I have the patent and the money! 68 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:38,125 No, love, it's not possible, there's your brother! 69 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,500 - My brother in Cape Town? - Yes! 70 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,291 - George! - Carlo! 71 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:54,083 [Marta, in Neapolitan] Are you crazy? 72 00:06:55,708 --> 00:07:00,208 - I have a prosthesis! - The prosthesis? I'll take out your prostate! 73 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:01,875 [screams in pain] 74 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:03,625 Ouch! Son of a whore! 75 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:07,791 - Don't offend mom, she was a saint! - No, because he gave birth to you! 76 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:11,625 [Giorgio] You may wonder why of this relationship with my brother Carlo. 77 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,916 It's just that I'm the scoundrel partner. 78 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,958 Three years ago I screwed him the estate and his wife, Marta. 79 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:19,541 He wasn't happy about it. 80 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,916 [Susanna] Carlo! 81 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,125 [Marta] Giorgio! 82 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:28,500 - Gross! - Help me instead of talking! 83 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:33,125 - You even stole my wife! - She left you… 84 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,916 also because you were poor! 85 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:40,541 - Former poor! - With the new partner I'm rich again. 86 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:47,125 It's fantastic! Why don't we make peace? 87 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:51,583 Sorry, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Susanna, the new wife. 88 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:52,916 Pleasure. 89 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,041 [in Neapolitan] Grab a coffee and make peace! 90 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,875 - [in Sicilian] What do you want to do? - How the fuck do you talk? 91 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,916 I offer him coffee, it's so disgusting. 92 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:08,041 [sound of disgust] 93 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,375 - Me and… - Susanna! 94 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,541 Yes, all cream! We leave you alone. 95 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,041 You behave worse than kids. 96 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:20,833 - As a kid he was even worse! - it? 97 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:22,041 You were a bastard! 98 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:25,208 You're gone in bed with my girlfriend! 99 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:27,791 She was a dirty girl! 100 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,958 Was Magda a dirty girl? 101 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,541 - Yes. - She was a virgin! 102 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,041 Shit, are you still like this? 103 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,791 - Like Aunt Franca! - Franca, yes. 104 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:42,083 Do you remember Aunt Franca? He had corpses in his mouth! 105 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,875 If he was a virgin, I opened you up the road. You should thank me. 106 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:50,250 The father thought that I had opened it for him. 107 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,708 If mom hadn't intervened now my ass was yawning! 108 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:57,333 - [in English] A Gin and tonic. - A Negroni. 109 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:01,333 - To a black girl? Are you stupid? - Right. A foam. 110 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,750 - Frozen! - Who's a fagot? 111 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,208 - It means frozen! - Ah, here it is. 112 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:11,833 You were a mama's boy, I wasn't. Let's say it. 113 00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:15,208 I gave her a lot of satisfaction, you were a goat! 114 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,083 They didn't let me study, don't forget it! 115 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:26,625 - Of course, you were in reform school! - Another huge injustice! 116 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,208 I just stole your car! 117 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:32,000 - And you killed grandma! - They're details! 118 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:37,500 I loved her, he was in pain, it was euphanasia. 119 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,958 It's called euthanasia! 120 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:42,000 That, that. 121 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,583 Kill grandma with reverse gear? But go and die killed! 122 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,416 - Monster! - [sound of disgust] 123 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,208 I don't understand. 124 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:54,583 I didn't think Carlo could like a person like you. 125 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:55,916 Meaning what? 126 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,500 He doesn't like showy women. 127 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:02,791 It means that his tastes have changed, for the better! 128 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,125 Cute, is this costume jewellery? 129 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:10,416 If you know Carlo well, you know he doesn't give away real jewelry. 130 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:12,833 Maybe his tastes have changed! 131 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,375 Carlo gave it to me. Real diamonds, one hundred thousand. 132 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:20,416 Oh mama! 133 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:25,625 Since you act like a saint, I remember you that you too have been in prison. 134 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,916 Only because of an anonymous letter false and full of errors! 135 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,625 It was written right there with a single R. 136 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:38,291 - That's right: self-interest. - No! Just coming back… 137 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,125 Did you write it? 138 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:44,625 Why me? 139 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:49,500 - Confess! - I needed a scapegoat! 140 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,291 I'll tear this dickhead off! 141 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:57,083 [in Sicilian] Did you give the diamonds to this one? 142 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:02,083 - I don't understand this! - A hundred thousand euro ring for this one! 143 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:06,125 It is a material good, nothing compared to the love I give to you. 144 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:11,291 He obviously prefers me, and then you called me this? 145 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:15,000 I should have called you peripatetic opportunist! 146 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:19,500 - What did he say? - How pathetic. It's not an offense! 147 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,083 What does it mean? 148 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,875 - Which is a slut. - Here, you see. 149 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,833 I'll grab you by the hair! 150 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,666 [indistinct screams] 151 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:35,125 I don't want to see them anymore! You realize that she's made up for it. 152 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,250 - Even above! - Did you look at them? 153 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:40,333 Yes, he used my money! I should put them on you. 154 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,708 - I don't need them. - A little piece, what does it do? 155 00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:59,375 [Ox] They're really cute. 156 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:03,000 Only mine, yours looks like you. 157 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,083 Anyway, she's happy... 158 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,416 Sooner or later my son will fuck you! 159 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,625 Then, much later! 160 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,500 The little girl will sleep with dad. 161 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:19,208 They will get married in a couple of years. 162 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,583 After all, they go on holiday together since they were that tall. 163 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,708 However, since the wives they left us… 164 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:34,333 No, mine left us, poor thing woman, peace be upon her soul! 165 00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:39,500 - Yours left you! - Peace to the soul of his bastards! 166 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,291 Come on, come on. 167 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,583 He's an angel! 168 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,500 Beast! 169 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,291 August 2010! 170 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,916 - [in English] A tea. - Certain. 171 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:13,708 - Nice dairy cow! - You rude bastard! 172 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:17,666 - She's Italian! - No, polyglot! 173 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:21,583 No, she's a polynotch! 174 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,833 Oh! You are crazy! 175 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:36,041 Stop everyone, I lost my lenses! 176 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,875 [hostess in English] Can I help you? 177 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,458 - [shattered glass] - No! 178 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:44,500 Excuse me, cover yourself with this cover! 179 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,416 [sounds of amazement] 180 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,875 - Beast! - No, oh God! 181 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:59,958 The credit card he left us under warranty does not guarantee. 182 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,708 Do you have a liquidity problem? 183 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:07,000 I have so much liquid that I drown! 184 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:10,500 For your peace of mind I'll check my online account. 185 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,166 You better not leave the hotel. 186 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,000 Confident, huh? What a miser! 187 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:23,791 No, but what does trust have to do with it? 188 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:28,166 You should have warned me, you don't move capital for… 189 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:33,041 After what happened with my brother, I feared that you… 190 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,458 Sure, right? 191 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,583 All right, give me the address of this new online bank. 192 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,333 Wait while I get a pen. 193 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,500 So… 194 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,875 www… 195 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,291 Yes, spell it. 196 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:55,208 Palermo, Imola, Jolly, Ancona, 197 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,708 Turin, Empoli, Livorno, Ancona. 198 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:03,916 Naples, Domodossola, Empoli, Rome. 199 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:08,041 Como, Udine, Livorno, Otranto. Dot com. 200 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,833 Okay, thanks! 201 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 - Darling, write... - [Susanna] Tell me. 202 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,791 Www pijatela 'nder culo dot com! 203 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,708 Sending? 204 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:28,208 They screwed me again! First Giorgio, now this other one! 205 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,833 Culo.com… No! 206 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:35,708 Love, don't do that, we will overcome this too. 207 00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:37,583 What is this armpit smell? 208 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,333 Anyway, you're right. 209 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,208 You're right, you're right, you're right! 210 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,458 [in Sicilian] Why are you crying? 211 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,125 What do you say? 212 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,208 However, let's not dramatize. 213 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,041 Let's recap. 214 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,583 - We can't leave. What are you doing? - You're dirty. 215 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,916 Tickets are blocked, we can only leave in three days. 216 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,291 - All right. - We can't stay here 217 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:10,833 because there's that miser down there... Stop, you make me anxious! 218 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:11,958 [knocks on the door] 219 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,583 Now who is he? Dracula's coachman? 220 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:23,333 Sir, for the next ten minutes no one can leave the room. 221 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,416 The wives pass by and the sultan's concubines. 222 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,875 Stop, infidel! What are you looking at? 223 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,000 - Nothing, they're covered! - Nobody can watch! 224 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,208 Covers! 225 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,958 - Nobody? Not even the director? - No. 226 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:45,833 With permission. 227 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:52,041 - What did he want? - We have five minutes to leave! 228 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,541 - Shall I pack my bags? - No, use those. 229 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,541 [Susanna] I'll take the clothes. 230 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,208 [Carlo] Now! Go! 231 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,291 [scream] 232 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,875 How ugly you are! Nature plays tricks… 233 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:30,708 but he took the piss out of you! I'll take you back to the master. 234 00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:33,000 [speaks in foreign language] 235 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,000 [Carlo] Here's Susanna! You come! 236 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:45,791 Caliph, give me back my wife and take back this squat toilet! 237 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,666 They don't look bad on you. 238 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,458 They give you big eyes! 239 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:11,250 - [laughter] - You seem like an owl to me! 240 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:17,125 This owl saved your life, don't forget it. 241 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,791 Who forgets? 242 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,875 Have I ever told you… 243 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:27,416 When ten years ago, in Maremma, a son of a sow shot you. 244 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,958 Dad saved your life and you have been great friends ever since. 245 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,416 We're going for a walk. 246 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,291 How obnoxious they are! 247 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:46,708 We should shoot them! Who do they look like? 248 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,583 - To mothers? - Safe. 249 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,291 Hey, Massimino, look who's here! 250 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,250 The polignocca! 251 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,416 [together] Good evening! 252 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:20,291 Lynxeye, it's over there! Over there! 253 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,416 Ah, here it is. 254 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,000 - Please. - [Angela] Thank you. 255 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:34,125 - This wine is a little fruity. - It's bloomed! It's rose water! 256 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,291 First he takes off his glasses and then he doesn't see a thing! 257 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,875 - I'll buy the lenses again tomorrow morning. - Good. 258 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,291 We should apologize for today. 259 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,416 [Ox] About what? 260 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,916 She's used to it! One that spins dressed like this... 261 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,125 and makes calendars completely naked with her tits out, she's a slut! 262 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,791 And you are a beast! 263 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,208 Do you want proof? Let's test her. 264 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:04,791 The witness? 265 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,708 But which witness? 266 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:14,291 Good evening, you speak my language, the Tuscan? 267 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,916 - A bit'. - Well. I need a room. 268 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,583 She already has one. 269 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:26,083 Yes, but my son is inside, and if he's there... 270 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,500 you don't sleep. 271 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,625 My son grunts at night. 272 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:35,916 He doesn't snore, he grunts like a wild boar. It is impossible to sleep. 273 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,208 I understand it, so does my wife. 274 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,416 Here is the 192. 275 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:43,791 Double key? 276 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,458 - Certain. - Beast! 277 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Good evening. 278 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,500 I have to make amends for something, allow? 279 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:59,666 - Can I sit? - Actually he already did. 280 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Also… 281 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,333 Where is he going? One moment! 282 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:13,000 The least I can do is offer them of champagne. I'm going to the bar. 283 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:20,833 - The bar is on the other side. - Naturally! I'll be right back. 284 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:22,083 [Massimo] Holy shit! 285 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,291 Quel signore laggiù le manda questo. 286 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,916 - Thank you. - Please. 287 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:42,875 [Massimo] Miss? 288 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:45,833 Miss? 289 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,916 - Here it is. - Thank you. 290 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,083 Let's introduce ourselves. 291 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,375 Professor Massimo Rischio, surgeon. 292 00:21:55,708 --> 00:22:00,083 With this name I don't know if I would let her operate on me. 293 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,000 Angela Ladesse. 294 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,083 - Ladesse? - Yes. 295 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:09,500 If she gave it, I would take it very willingly. 296 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:16,500 It's a joke to familiarize you with. Here's to a beautiful friendship! 297 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,500 Perché fermarsi all'amicizia? 298 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,500 I was wondering why too! 299 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:26,208 Do you think I could even... dare? 300 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,666 I think she might… 301 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:36,708 to pry. 302 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,875 [sound of excitement] 303 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,625 I'll wait for you in the room in ten minutes. 304 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,625 [sings with his mouth closed] 305 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:51,250 [sings the same tune] 306 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,208 Generous. 307 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,083 Wait for me in the room in ten minutes. 308 00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,833 [sings the previous tune] 309 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,125 [sings excitedly] 310 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,916 ♪ On this flower a butterfly will fly… ♪ 311 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:13,958 How wonderful, what a spectacle of a man! 312 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,916 You are not a man, you are a beast! Look at this, the forequarter! 313 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,375 The rosticciana, the loin! 314 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:26,333 Loin man, I'm sure I fuck! 315 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:33,833 ♪ One hundred and eighty-nine, A broom doesn't rain on us ♪ 316 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:39,291 ♪ One hundred and ninety, ♪ ♪ I do it and then she sings ♪ 317 00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:45,875 ♪ One hundred and ninety-one, If I don't fuck I'm nobody ♪ 318 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:49,291 ♪ One hundred and ninety-two… ♪ 319 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,833 ♪ I fuck, Ox doesn't fuck! ♪ 320 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,208 Oh God! 321 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:04,916 [Massimo sings with his mouth closed] 322 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,875 [Bue sings with his mouth closed] 323 00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:16,375 [sings with his mouth closed] 324 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,500 How much hair do you have? 325 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:27,916 [screams] 326 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,833 This isn't the hotel, is it? 327 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:47,708 Let's hope! It's too expensive for us. 328 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:52,750 We can only stay there. What do you think, is it picturesque? 329 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:57,041 - The police are there too! - Better, it's safer. 330 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,333 [Carlo] Come on, come on. 331 00:24:58,875 --> 00:24:59,875 Who are these? 332 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,166 - [passerby] I'd tear your underwear off. - [Carlo] Ignore them. 333 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,875 - I don't have the courage. - It's only for one night. 334 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:15,041 After the safari we return and let's kick my partner's ass like this.com. 335 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,958 [toilet flushing noise] 336 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,500 [animal sounds] 337 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,875 Good evening, I'm Boffa. This is my lady. 338 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:35,875 - Good evening. - A room has become available, right? 339 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,833 Yes, he's breaking free. 340 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:40,791 [sound of amazement] 341 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,791 - But he's dead! - Yes. 342 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:48,875 He must have a hump, it looks like a little camel. The key? 343 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,333 Is the key left upstairs? 344 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,791 [Susanna] The dead man has it, how disgusting! 345 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:08,625 - Here you are. - Honey, the key. First floor? 346 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:16,583 [Susanna] Carlo! 347 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:30,916 - It's hot. - Strange, there are air vents. 348 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,416 Yes, but it's suffocating. 349 00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:36,833 - In fact… - [sound of amazement] 350 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:40,958 - Then the one in the stairs... - It was a doggy style, not a camel. 351 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:44,791 Ultimately it's not bad. 352 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,500 It's a boutique hotel! There is also air conditioning. 353 00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:57,375 - It does not work! - Love, a moment of patience! 354 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,000 [sound of pain] 355 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,625 Love! 356 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:09,791 Carlo! 357 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Carletto! 358 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:21,333 - You took a good hit! - A kick in the ass! 359 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:27,458 Two million and 465,000 dollars! We buy all first class! 360 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:32,958 Yes, but let's go pay for the hotel. If they report us, we will have problems. 361 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,333 - Did they report it? - Yes. 362 00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:38,750 Yes, you're right, let's go to the hotel. 363 00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:48,833 - What a failure last night. - He also kept the 500 euros. 364 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:53,916 - Why did you give her 500 euros? - For the witness. 365 00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:56,916 Now I understand. You offended her. 366 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,291 You are right. What a figure! 367 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:04,875 I had to give him a thousand. 368 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:11,416 That's why he rejected me too! Do you know what the truth is? 369 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:16,791 Take this joint away! You're a butcher rude, rude and ignorant! 370 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:21,416 - Are we arguing? - No, they can blind me! 371 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,791 So it's not the first time that you take this oath! 372 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,291 Wait for me here, I'll give you a surprise. 373 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:46,333 - Surprise! - It took you very little! 374 00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:47,708 It took me ten hours. 375 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,791 Mauro, are you crazy? What are you doing here? 376 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,791 But how? Aren't you happy to see me? 377 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:57,291 - Yes, but you could have warned me. - It was a surprise. 378 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:03,625 Sorry, I'm a little dizzy. Anyway, you can't stay here. 379 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,208 - Why? - Because… 380 00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:07,916 Because… 381 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:12,000 we go on a safari and my father has a huge rifle. 382 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,208 If he sees you… 383 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,833 - But now he's not there. - Walnuts. 384 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,583 Where? 385 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,291 There he is! 386 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,500 Later! 387 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:25,500 Dad! 388 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,500 - What do you want? - Please pretend you know me! 389 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:32,500 - I'm in a mess! - Who cares? 390 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,125 I'm with two guys and I feel a little… 391 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,666 A little slutty, what's wrong with that? Go away! 392 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:42,958 - I have to go that way! - [softly] Go away! 393 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:44,208 Dad! 394 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:48,500 How do I solve it this absurd situation? 395 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,791 - How do I tell him? - With a Christmas letter! 396 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:55,791 - What do I write to him? - Cuckolds! Is this okay? 397 00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:57,083 Will you give me the bill? 398 00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,333 [man] Sir. 399 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:01,541 Go! 400 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,916 [vuvuzela sound] 401 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:07,375 - Surprise! - Enough with these surprises! 402 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,500 I'm sorry you're leaving a day earlier. 403 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:19,916 I have problems with people which have proven… 404 00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,875 - False? - Yes, very false. 405 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:27,416 Not much, just the machine he revealed to us that the money is fake. 406 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:30,333 - Fake? - Well done, but false. 407 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:35,208 What do you intend to do now? Should I call security? 408 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,958 No safety, director! 409 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,166 And how does it work, my dear sir? 410 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,333 How do I balance? Jump! 411 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,208 Take it! 412 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:12,125 Sorry to bother you, I did many kilometers to be with Laura. 413 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:15,875 - Can I come to the safari too? - Do whatever the fuck you want. 414 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,416 These can also be thrown away. 415 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,500 [horn] 416 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,458 Big brother, I was just coming to you. 417 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,416 - What do you want? - What do I want? 418 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,500 Seeing you again made me reopen... 419 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,375 - a window into the past. - Oh, yes? 420 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:44,125 I realized I did something to you horrible and I would like to recover. 421 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,291 I'll give you a great deal. 422 00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:53,125 I just bought some diamonds half the market value. 423 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,541 I would like you to get a nice million! 424 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:04,458 That is if I give you a million dollars you give me two million diamonds? 425 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 What do you say? 426 00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:13,625 What if I give you 2,465,000? 427 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,833 - I'll give you 4,930,000 in diamonds. - Let's make it five! 428 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:23,833 Certain! I'm really happy. I'm going home to get the diamonds. 429 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:28,791 - I don't have them here. Do you have the money? - Yes, in the dumpster... that is, in the bank. 430 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:35,791 I'll go first that they transfer the capital! 431 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,541 - Wait, come here! - I go! 432 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,958 [inaudible jokes] 433 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,083 Let me go! 434 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:48,916 [frightening sound] 435 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:57,208 [Carlo] No! 436 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:00,291 Where is he? 437 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:01,875 Here it is! 438 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:06,708 Here it is! 439 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:11,833 Are they fake? And you tell me like this? 440 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,500 How should I tell you? 441 00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:17,125 - Absurd. - Anyway, I have a plan. 442 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,500 What plan? They are involved your brother and your ex-wife? 443 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:25,208 - Absolutely not! - Well, I don't want to hang out with them. 444 00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,583 - What plan do you have? - What plan? 445 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,875 - Don't have a plan? - No. 446 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,083 You said it! 447 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:36,208 You're not careful! It's the usual plan. 448 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,916 Let's take the train, let's finish the trip and we return to Italy. 449 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,583 What floor is it? And then we have to free ourselves of that fake money, they are dangerous. 450 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:46,708 Why? 451 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:52,791 - [Carlo] Have you gone crazy? - [horn] 452 00:33:57,583 --> 00:34:01,333 - Are you crazy? - [in Sicilian] Get rid of the money! 453 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,708 - How? - Let's get rid of the money. Get out. 454 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,708 I don't understand you if you speak narrowly. 455 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:12,125 - [horn] - Wait a minute, I have to get something! 456 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:19,791 Rags… 457 00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:25,791 [Carlo] What am I throwing away? Then what do I give to Giorgio? 458 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,875 I'm coming, love. 459 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,666 - Happy? - Yes! 460 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,083 [scream] 461 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:51,875 [Laura] Oh God, now what do I make up? 462 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,125 Mauro, I said I'll call you! 463 00:34:56,625 --> 00:35:01,416 Yes, I know, I would have called you later. Where are you? 464 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,958 Under your hotel. 465 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:07,791 I can't, we are leaving for safari. 466 00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:10,958 I asked your father if I could come. 467 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,958 As? And what did he tell you? 468 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:19,333 “Do whatever the fuck you want.” For me it was a yes. I'm coming too. 469 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,125 Strawberry? 470 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,333 [in a low voice] I'll call you back! 471 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:29,708 [Laura] And now? 472 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,500 I do not understand. 473 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,875 - Women, right? - Whoever understands them is good! 474 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,583 You're absolutely right. 475 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:47,333 Anyway, nice to meet you, Mauro. 476 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:49,083 Vitellozzo. 477 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,291 - Calf? - Yes, it's a Tuscan name. 478 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:56,291 - A fucking name. - In fact they call me Vity. 479 00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:02,208 Love, I went to the optician. Where are you at? 480 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:08,083 Uncle Ox is going to collect the jeep, off to the savannah! 481 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,833 Dad! 482 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:14,125 - Oh God, what happened to you? - My usual allergy! 483 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:17,208 Leave without me. 484 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,500 No, I warn them that we are staying here. 485 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,291 No! 486 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:26,708 I mean, wait for this safari for years! 487 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,125 Go! 488 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:30,666 No, absolutely. 489 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,125 [sigh] 490 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,666 Come on, I'll be fine anyway in a couple of days! 491 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,083 A couple of days? 492 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,291 - Are you really sure? - Safe! 493 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,916 So thank you, daddy's beauty! 494 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,458 [cell phone rings] 495 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,958 - Ready? - Big brother, my handsome! 496 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,458 The diamonds are ready. 497 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:07,083 I'm happy to be able to repay you, for me a million makes no difference. 498 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:11,625 Don't seize my 75 inch, there's the derby tonight! 499 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:12,708 Where do I sit? 500 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,208 George! 501 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:21,416 Sorry, I have problems with the furniture… that is, with real estate. 502 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,041 I have a real estate deal that… 503 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:27,958 Would you rather confirm the amount? 2,465,000? 504 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:30,583 Precisely. 505 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:35,500 - Perfect. When will we see each other? - Immediately, we're on the train. 506 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:40,375 Impossible, the diamonds have arrived but I have to go get them. 507 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:44,541 See you then at Paarl station. 508 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:50,000 A direct exchange and then do you go away, like in American films? 509 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:53,625 I like! See you there, perfect. 510 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,791 - Here I am! - We have breakfast in the cabin. 511 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:03,791 - Beautiful! - I'm happy. 512 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,291 What did you get me? 513 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:08,625 - Surprise! - [imitating her] Surprise! 514 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:15,583 Jackson Five, be careful with the sofa! It's made of alcantara, not paper! 515 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:16,708 [Marta] Giorgio! 516 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,083 George. 517 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:21,250 Don't tell me they foreclosed even my mother's jewels! 518 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:24,083 - No, I took them. - Well. 519 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:27,708 - Where did you put them? - Where did I put them... 520 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:32,708 I bought fake diamonds there to scam Carlo again… 521 00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:34,833 and resolve the situation. 522 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:38,916 You took my real jewelry to buy fake diamonds? 523 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I didn't have any cash. Consider it a loan. 524 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:47,166 - Then I'll give them back to you, as always. - We can't go on like this! 525 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,291 What alternatives did we have? 526 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:53,791 - You none. I have one. - Out of curiosity, which one? 527 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:55,958 I'll be back with Carlo. 528 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:02,041 Sorry if I laugh like that... 529 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:05,916 but Carlo isn't that stupid to go back with someone like you. 530 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Be good. 531 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,416 - Speak Italian! - "Sii bona" ​​is Italian! 532 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:13,500 From the way he looked at me, yes that thing over there is also jealous... 533 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,291 - What's his name? - What do I know. 534 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,000 Susanna all cream. 535 00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:21,083 And then, Carlo would come back with me just out of gratitude. 536 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:25,125 - Of having betrayed him with his brother? - Out of gratitude... 537 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:30,291 of the fact that now I will tell him that you you want to give him a rip-off, dear! 538 00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:36,375 - Love, would you do this to me? - Yes! 539 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:40,958 - You are a poor criminal! - A delinquent who loves you! 540 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:46,791 Look at that beautiful sky, it looks put there to seal our love! 541 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,416 To say: "I want to protect you"! 542 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:53,958 Fuck you, him and the diamonds! Not seeing the derby pisses me off. 543 00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:57,375 - [Marta] Criminal! Asshole! - [in English] Sorry… 544 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,666 - [sound of amazement] - Oh God, the 883! 545 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,666 [in foreign language] 546 00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:08,916 Like in Rome. 547 00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:27,166 Sorry, I don't have any others. 548 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,541 I just gave the last one to that gentleman over there. 549 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:34,625 Ah! 550 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,125 That gentleman? 551 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:46,625 Excuse me? 552 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:53,791 Excuse me, I was there last night a crude, a rude, a rude... 553 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:58,375 Don't exaggerate. It was a bit naive. 554 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,750 I'm looking of a very rare moth. 555 00:41:05,416 --> 00:41:08,583 I would do anything to catch that butterfly. 556 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:15,416 - Me too! - But my jeep is broken... 557 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:17,875 and they can't give me any more. 558 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:23,791 How lucky! She's looking for a jeep and I have a jeep. 559 00:41:23,875 --> 00:41:26,708 I would be infinitely grateful. 560 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:31,750 Are you kidding? If she wants, we're leaving in five minutes! 561 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,083 I don't know how to thank her. 562 00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:38,916 There's a way, don't worry. 563 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:45,791 - Are you sure there is room for me? - If it's not there, it's there! 564 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:56,666 So, Vitellozzo, are you ready? Let's go, are you happy? 565 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,125 You know that the hunt… 566 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:04,041 If you don't want to come, I can understand it. You can wait for us here. 567 00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:05,916 No, I'm coming. 568 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,416 Are you coming with us too? 569 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:13,625 Well! We'll have fun! Let's shoot everything that moves! 570 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:17,125 Without regard for anyone! 571 00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:20,625 Squirrels, penguins, seals, marmots. 572 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:23,208 We'll blow them to pieces with the M16! 573 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,833 Did you bring it? 574 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:29,083 I know, I fucked up, we won't have as much fun. 575 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:33,333 They die immediately, instead we have to hurt them. 576 00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:40,208 Then with a rusty cutlass we skin them slowly. 577 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:45,791 You see them with their guts hanging out, and we keep them, they can be useful. 578 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:52,041 Then, for fun, we throw them away even two firecrackers in the ass... 579 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:53,291 and we set it on fire. 580 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,500 So we have even more fun. 581 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,541 But if you don't want to come, stay here. 582 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,750 No, I'm coming. There's Laura, I can't leave her alone. 583 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:09,541 Yes, Laura is there, rightly so. 584 00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:23,500 - Laura isn't coming. - Why? 585 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:27,833 He has a strong allergy and rightly so prefers to stay in a hotel. 586 00:43:27,916 --> 00:43:29,500 - Well! - How? 587 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:32,625 I mean, it's good that he stays in a hotel. 588 00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:33,708 I know. 589 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,125 - Poor thing, like this, alone... - I'm staying with her! 590 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,208 I like this about you! Go! 591 00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:43,125 - I'll go see how he is. - Stay close to him! 592 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:49,750 He is thoughtful, not like you! Aren't you going to your daughter's hotel? 593 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:55,916 You're right, I go back to the hotel to see Laura. 594 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:59,708 - So, has the position become available? - What place? 595 00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:03,500 I have the broken jeep and his friend he offered me a ride. 596 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:09,166 Well, off we go then all three together! 597 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:11,291 Excuse me for a moment. 598 00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:16,166 See if you don't stay with your daughter, Vitellozzo, will fuck you. 599 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,000 She can't die a virgin! 600 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:28,041 Okay, then we'll go with the guide, let's look for it. 601 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,916 - Where is the guide? - It's no use. 602 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,875 I know the savannah like the back of my hand. 603 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,333 - So it will be the three of us alone? - Yes. 604 00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:38,916 Good, good! 605 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,541 Let's get rid of the guide. 606 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:45,416 - Dad, shall I go then? - Sure, go, go! 607 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:46,500 But look at this! 608 00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:47,958 Well done, huh! 609 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:53,333 - What was I supposed to do? Leave it there? - No, but you tried to exclude me. 610 00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:56,791 From now on let's avoid any incorrectness, we are gentlemen. 611 00:44:56,916 --> 00:44:57,916 We see. 612 00:44:58,291 --> 00:45:01,416 [in invented English] Are you our guide? 613 00:45:01,791 --> 00:45:03,291 [pronounced Gnok] 614 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:07,416 Cunt, that big poly-girl! We… 615 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:13,125 - Sex. Fuck… - Fucks, there are two of us, it's plural! 616 00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:17,875 Don't get in the way! There are many of us, There are already too many of us. 617 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:18,958 Better… 618 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,041 [in invented English] You disappear, we fuck! 619 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:24,625 That's it. 620 00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:33,541 - And now… fuck the best! - Yes! 621 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:37,125 By the way, you really think that your son… 622 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:39,708 Yes, I'll fuck you. 623 00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,291 The eye doesn't see... Come on, come on. 624 00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,958 Come, they brought everything. 625 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:18,500 No, sit down. 626 00:46:21,916 --> 00:46:23,041 [in French] Here! 627 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,791 - What is it? Zebra milk? - It's great! 628 00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:30,291 You drink it! 629 00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,000 - Do you want an egg? - What egg is it? 630 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,208 - African hen. - Poor thing, what an ass she's done! 631 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:41,000 Afterwards they will measure my cholesterol with the oil stick. 632 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:47,208 - Better some sweet ham. - It's baboon culatello. 633 00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:50,958 What a disgusting, fucking ass shitty! Give me a pear. 634 00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:15,083 [man speaks in foreign language from the speaker] 635 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,625 - Where are you going? - From Gio... from the newsagent! 636 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,500 Love! 637 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:38,250 - I am sorry! - Don't worry. Go before it leaves again. 638 00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:41,291 - I'll take care of it. - I'm looking for Italian newspapers! 639 00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:42,375 Yes, run. 640 00:47:44,416 --> 00:47:47,500 - Did you bring the money? - Did you bring the diamonds? 641 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:51,208 - Do you want to check? - Between brothers? Do you want to check it yourself? 642 00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:55,250 - You'd be a monster to scam me again. - It is true. 643 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,625 My big brother! 644 00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:09,208 But maybe you you're scamming me this time! 645 00:48:09,291 --> 00:48:14,666 - I'll go get the right bag. - This, if you allow, stay with me. 646 00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,541 How much confidence! 647 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,208 Good heavens, the train is leaving! Where is Carlo? 648 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,541 [train whistle] 649 00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:26,500 That's Marta's car! 650 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,083 Do they want to get back together? 651 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:36,583 - You can't leave me without a word. - Fuck you! 652 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,625 Carlo! 653 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:48,291 - At that time? - We have to chase the train! 654 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:52,541 We will precede him. Takes a wide turn, we'll get there first. 655 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:57,041 The roundabout, the savannah, a piece of Botswana… 656 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,791 And then I have the pompom in the car. 657 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,291 - You say? - Yes! 658 00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:06,250 Stop with these hands! 659 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,708 We have plenty of time! 660 00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:12,125 I thought you had given up on safari to do something with me. 661 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:15,416 Indeed! Let's take a trip to the Waterfront. 662 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,083 [Laura] Let's hurry, it's far away. 663 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:32,208 Laura? 664 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:33,708 Laura? 665 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:38,000 Open up, come on, we can finally! Allergies aren't contagious anyway! 666 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,875 [Marta] Is anyone there? Open up! 667 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:57,291 - Are you part of the foreclosure? - You'd like that, right? 668 00:49:58,291 --> 00:49:59,291 Excuse me. 669 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:05,833 Satellite anti-theft service? 670 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,375 I'm Marta Boffa, where is my car? 671 00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:11,750 - [doorman] You're welcome. - Thank you. 672 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:16,833 [doorman] Good morning, Have you seen the girl from 207? 673 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,833 - Miss Risk? - Yes. 674 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:19,916 She's gone now. 675 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:21,333 Where did she go? 676 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:23,375 At the Waterfront. 677 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,083 How can you reach it? 678 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:46,500 Angela! What a heavenly name! 679 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:52,083 What does a beautiful girl like her do all alone in South Africa? 680 00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:55,083 - I'm a zoologist. - Zoologist! 681 00:50:55,708 --> 00:51:00,375 Then she and I would get along, I am a warm-blooded animal. 682 00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:01,416 Eh! 683 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:05,625 - To be precise, I'm an entomologist. - Entomologist! 684 00:51:05,916 --> 00:51:10,708 I study moths, earthworms, worms. 685 00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,208 Do you fall into the category? 686 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:16,958 - I do not. Are you back there? - No, you? 687 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:18,625 - No. - Nobody! 688 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:22,166 - What do you do in Africa? - Hunting! 689 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:26,541 - [with disgust] Hunting? - Photo hunt! 690 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:30,250 The young lady is a zoologist, therefore animal rights activist, therefore… 691 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:34,333 - So you also love animals? - What's the joke? Certain! 692 00:51:34,416 --> 00:51:40,291 I like it killing… that is, photographing pigs and cattle. 693 00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:44,625 But I'm particularly good to immortalize the pigs. 694 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:48,208 - Pig? - He immortalizes them, above all. 695 00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:52,708 - Excuse me. - First of all, you were too kind. 696 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:55,833 I will find a way to repay you. 697 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:59,125 [excited sounds] 698 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:16,416 [excited sounds] 699 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:20,708 Why did we stop right here? 700 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:24,375 It seems like the right place to do it what you want to do. 701 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:30,125 For that matter, all places are good! 702 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,708 When does it start? We are a little… 703 00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:35,791 We need to do things calmly! 704 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,916 We have to wait, find the location… 705 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:44,416 - Yes! - Sometimes it takes hours. 706 00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:48,291 - Hours? - Under this sun? 707 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,791 It depends on the equipment. 708 00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:53,583 How is your equipment? 709 00:52:55,416 --> 00:52:56,416 Right! 710 00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,208 Do you have television? 711 00:53:01,708 --> 00:53:02,708 What? 712 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:03,875 The tele! 713 00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:10,375 The television… for photo hunting! 714 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:14,166 - It's long, even a little big! - A Telepass! 715 00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:20,875 - Are the cameras here? - [together] No! 716 00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:24,041 No! 717 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,125 Whose is this? 718 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,875 - His. - Your? 719 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:32,708 - No, it's his! - And yours? 720 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:36,000 I would kill anyone who hurts animals. 721 00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:37,500 Maybe it's from the guide. 722 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:40,500 - Then let's throw it away. - No, let's give it back to him. 723 00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:45,708 No, let's throw it away. Besides, it's not even that regular. 724 00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:48,708 With this spotting scope They're all good at shooting! 725 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,958 - [Ox] Go! - [Angela's cry of joy] 726 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:54,333 [stifles a moan] 727 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:57,000 [Angela] You were very good! 728 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:04,000 Look, there's another one! 729 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:09,375 How cute! 730 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:14,458 Turkish olive root stock, 731 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:18,916 handmade, gold finishes… 732 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,375 You are an expert! 733 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:24,416 No, but you pay for quality and it shows. 734 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:37,500 There are people who are even willing to throw it away one hundred thousand euros for a rifle like this. 735 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:38,583 More lVA. 736 00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:41,125 Instead we throw away the rifle. 737 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:44,000 - Hey! - Hurray! 738 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:46,333 [Angela] Well done too! 739 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:51,541 I have a bladder like a hot air balloon! Pull over. 740 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:56,208 We'll stop, I won't explode my big brother's bladder. 741 00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:00,583 - Nice, right? - Woh! 742 00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:04,500 [zipper noises] 743 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:09,250 Who doesn't piss in company either he's a thief or he's a… 744 00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:12,583 What are you looking at? 745 00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:17,416 Compare the Eiffel Tower to this blunt pencil? 746 00:55:17,708 --> 00:55:22,125 - You did it again! It wasn't like that! - Sì, ho un amico chirurgo. 747 00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:24,458 These are things that are used every day. 748 00:55:24,916 --> 00:55:26,625 - I'd do it again too! - [whistle] 749 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:30,708 - Did you make us put a whistle? - No whistle! 750 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:34,125 Here's who's booing! How bad is it! 751 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:36,541 Don't let him see you're scared! Don't move. 752 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:40,250 Hate! Don't move, look at that tongue! 753 00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:42,750 Or he wants to bite us a ball or lick us! 754 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:46,125 - He's a fagot Mamba! - You can see it, look how it moves! 755 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:48,041 [Giorgio] Listen to me. 756 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,250 - Stay calm... - Yes. 757 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:50,750 With very slow movements 758 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:55,000 take the electrical device anti-aggression in the car. 759 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:58,000 - Slowly? - With very slow movements. 760 00:55:58,291 --> 00:56:02,541 Oh no! If you turn around we're ruined, you drenched me! 761 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,708 - Wait. - You gave me a foot bath! 762 00:56:04,916 --> 00:56:06,333 [Giorgio] He ruined it. 763 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,041 - How is it used? - Like that. 764 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,541 [shaking noise and screaming] 765 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,625 You killed him with piss! 766 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:23,041 I have high acetone, like Aunt Franca. 767 00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:37,333 - You were disloyal! - You too! 768 00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,916 - Shut up! - So no more low blows? 769 00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:42,916 - Shall we make up? - No! 770 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:47,083 I don't make peace with a dishonest person like you. 771 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,708 And you're a fool! 772 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:59,000 - No, I don't want to make peace anymore. - I said it first. 773 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,708 We look like two idiots. Let's make peace, let's shake hands. 774 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,500 All right. 775 00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:10,000 [together] Oh God! 776 00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:23,583 [GPS] In ten meters make a U-turn. 777 00:57:25,791 --> 00:57:27,000 [trumbling] 778 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:30,500 - What do you want? - I don't know. 779 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,291 There's no passing here. 780 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:34,541 Do something. 781 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:38,625 - What do I do? - I don't know, make something up. 782 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,875 - [squeaks] - [barrages] 783 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,541 - What is it? - The mouse that chases away the elephant. 784 00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:52,541 - I'm acting like a mouse. - That's an asshole face! 785 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:57,500 - Don't be vulgar, there is a mammal. - What was Moira Orfei doing? 786 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,500 [trumbling] 787 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:05,333 Is it me who has the face of an asshole? 788 00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:07,583 Then, he did this to the doves. 789 00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:11,958 - What do we do? - Go away, please! 790 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,708 - [horn] - No, he gets nervous! 791 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:21,208 - How nice, he cleans the glass for us. - Couldn't you have cleaned it? 792 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,375 I didn't think about it. 793 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,666 Let's give him two pennies. 794 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:26,958 - You say? - Yes. 795 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,625 - He cleaned everything. - Yes. 796 00:58:30,416 --> 00:58:32,708 What a wonderful thing nature is! 797 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:34,083 Where you go? 798 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:38,291 Good! If you don't tell him anything he won't do anything to you. 799 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:42,041 - Now what does this do? - First he cleaned the glass... 800 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,916 - Now he wants to fix the mirror. - What is it, mechanic? 801 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,916 We don't have any change, thanks. 802 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:51,708 - As a kid you weren't brave! - He comes. 803 00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:53,916 [trumbling] 804 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,500 [trumbling] 805 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:04,041 - It went well... Hey! - What are you doing? 806 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:06,916 - Leaves! - Put it down! 807 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,125 [inaudible jokes] 808 00:59:09,208 --> 00:59:10,208 No! 809 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:15,416 - [together] No! - Did you see what you did? 810 00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:19,291 - What do we do now? - What do we do? 811 00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:25,208 If she got in, she needs to get out! 812 00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:26,791 No? 813 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,333 I have my laxatives, Cacaben Plus! 814 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:33,458 - Are you still constipated? - Like aunt Franca. 815 00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:37,083 - Do you remember the queues at the bathroom? - Certain. 816 00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:42,833 - But this isn't Aunt Franca. - Not in the face, but in the ass... 817 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:46,708 - It's true, that's the ass. - It's his. 818 00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:50,000 - Look how he moves it! It's the same! - Try it. 819 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:51,916 [Carlo] 29… 820 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:55,125 thirty… 821 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:56,708 and 31. 822 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,625 They are the last three. 823 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000 He opened. 824 01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:06,416 [verses of joy] 825 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,958 Have you seen? Go, it's the second to last. 826 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:13,708 Go. 827 01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:15,708 Yay! 828 01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:18,791 Brother, look at this! Look at the hip. 829 01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:22,291 Go. 830 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:28,166 - Thirty yawns, 30 baskets! - And now? 831 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,750 Let's wait. How long does Cacaben Plus work? 832 01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:34,541 I'm not a hippo! 833 01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:38,041 All I need is one pill and I produce scarves! 834 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:41,250 Yes, but when it comes out this scarf? 835 01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:45,083 I don't know, I don't see it. I feel it, and I adjust from there. 836 01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:54,500 Don't worry, I do everything myself! 837 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:56,750 Damn you! 838 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:02,708 No! African medlars! 839 01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:04,625 How wonderful! 840 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:11,291 No! This is a Suburbia Succulentis. 841 01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,916 It's toxic. 842 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,791 If you eat it it will swell up your stomach and you may feel sick. 843 01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,625 Thanks for telling me. 844 01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:23,083 - Don't eat it. - Ninth. 845 01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:36,833 Belly swelling… 846 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:40,458 That's it. 847 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,083 It's still distant this butterfly place? 848 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:50,083 We still have to cross the river. I study the precise point. 849 01:01:50,166 --> 01:01:52,791 - Snack! - What is it? 850 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:57,125 - African medlar, it's refreshing. - Thank you. 851 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,750 What are all those skulls? 852 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,541 I was wondering that too. 853 01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:19,500 Nothing, they are icons in Africa they have a different meaning. 854 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:23,875 - So there's no danger? - No, we're safe! 855 01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:26,041 [roar] 856 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,041 [frightening sounds] 857 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:49,916 The rifles! 858 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,166 No, we threw them away! 859 01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:57,083 [moans] 860 01:02:57,166 --> 01:02:58,166 [roar] 861 01:03:02,041 --> 01:03:04,041 [burp] 862 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:14,500 Did you hear? It is the roar of the king of the forest. 863 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:17,208 Roar? It sounded like a burp to me. 864 01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:21,083 [moan] 865 01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:26,791 - Now he does it! - The scarf! 866 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:31,750 Let's run after him! 867 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,750 [fart] 868 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:46,166 He doesn't do it, something is blocking him. 869 01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:52,083 It's done. 870 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:54,791 - What? - It's done! 871 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:57,750 Listen to your big brother. 872 01:03:58,458 --> 01:04:01,625 Now go after the hippo… Don't get distracted! 873 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,625 - I'm hearing! - Grab the handle… 874 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:10,541 and with a firm blow you uncork the enormous animal anus. 875 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:13,958 - Go. - No, it disgusts me! 876 01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:17,666 - With you there is no dialogue! - You want me to rip his ass! 877 01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:21,125 - These are natural things! - It disgusts me! 878 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:24,250 - At least help me! - I'm not good. 879 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:26,416 - I'm not good at it. - Me niether! 880 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:28,666 Okay, let's do it together. 881 01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,583 [fart] 882 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:40,375 We advance slowly without making the beast nervous. 883 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,666 - Are you still sure you want to do it? - Shut up! 884 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,500 - Here you are! - Floor! 885 01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:49,500 As soon as his anus is relaxed, grab! Take it! 886 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:53,708 Now come on! 887 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,583 - Goat? It's a hippopotamus! - Come up, idiot! 888 01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:58,666 Ah, here it is. 889 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:04,958 - Connected! Ready? - Yes. 890 01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:07,250 - Shit! - Fuck! 891 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:14,250 - Only the buckle is a little dirty! - That goes away. 892 01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:17,291 - That's better! - Now we wash it and… 893 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,750 What is it? A tsunami of shit? Worse than Aunt Franca! 894 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,125 - No! - At that time? 895 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:37,291 - We got stuck. - What's going on? 896 01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:39,416 - Push. - I'm going alone. 897 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,500 But that alone! No, wait! 898 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:49,416 Don't worry. 899 01:05:50,291 --> 01:05:51,875 Turn the engine back on. 900 01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:53,666 [engine roar] 901 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,625 - Put the second one on. - [Ox] Go! 902 01:05:57,541 --> 01:05:59,541 [screams] 903 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:08,958 - I lost my lenses again! - We missed this too! 904 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:14,291 Is there a danger from crocodiles? 905 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:17,708 No, and even if there were, it doesn't matter. 906 01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:20,916 One evening on TV Piero Angela said… 907 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,291 - What did he say? - All bullshit! Run away! 908 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:26,000 [Ox] Go away! 909 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:32,958 [screams of fright] 910 01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:36,000 - What the fuck was that? - Stop! 911 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:37,666 A huge beast! 912 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:40,541 I've never seen a beast like this, and you? 913 01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:44,416 Without glasses I can't see anything! Oh God, what a beast! 914 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,791 [Ox] Have you seen her now? 915 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:47,791 Now there is no danger. 916 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:51,125 It's easy for her, she's a zoologist! 917 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,916 Is it growing visibly, miss? 918 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,125 [frightening sound] 919 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:58,500 - Oh God, help! - Give me your hand! 920 01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,625 Help! 921 01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,875 I can't get there! Quicksand! 922 01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:05,208 - Do they still exist? - Wait, I'll give you the belt! 923 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,125 No, give us your hand! 924 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,791 [effort verses] 925 01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:11,208 - No! - [Angela] Come on! 926 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:16,041 - It's short! - It's not enough! 927 01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:19,083 - We're not getting there! - [Angela] I'll take care of it. 928 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:25,958 We have arrived! You touch it! 929 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,458 I add shorts. 930 01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,791 I'm almost done, hold on! 931 01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:39,500 - Help! I don't want to die! - Leaves! 932 01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:42,250 - Help! - Hurry up! 933 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,583 - I'll extend it. - Hurry up! 934 01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:47,583 Quicksand is swallowing us up! 935 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,791 No, that's not enough. 936 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:53,125 [Massimo] They're shorts, they're short! 937 01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:56,333 I will never see my little girl again! 938 01:07:56,708 --> 01:08:00,625 - Put your shirt on! - [Ox] Don't you want me to see your daughter again? 939 01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:01,708 Huh? 940 01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:06,958 Poor thing! Help! 941 01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,958 - Soon! - That should be enough! 942 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:11,708 [Bue] No… 943 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:15,333 How unfortunate! It's still not enough! 944 01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:18,041 - [Massimo] The bra! - [Bue] Look at those bowls! 945 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:19,208 [sound of amazement] 946 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:22,708 What are you doing, hesitating? In front of two human beings? 947 01:08:22,791 --> 01:08:26,916 - Get them out... that is, get us out! - Bring out your soul! 948 01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:30,750 [they speak the local language] 949 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,625 Right now? 950 01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:43,500 You are truly savages! 951 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,250 [they speak the local language] 952 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:47,000 Waka waka! 953 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:57,416 The restaurant with the best desserts It's the Den Anker. 954 01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:00,541 Let's go get tickets first for Shakira's concert 955 01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:01,916 and then we go to eat. 956 01:09:02,291 --> 01:09:05,833 Ok, you line up, I'm going shopping. 957 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,291 - See you… - At Den Anker, back here. 958 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:10,416 Listen to me. 959 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,791 - Mauro! What are you doing here? - Big calf! 960 01:09:27,416 --> 01:09:29,083 I'm with my girlfriend, and you? 961 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:33,916 - I'm looking for mine. - Shall we go to Den Anker together? 962 01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,916 - All right, we'll join you. - See you later, then. 963 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:46,791 - [sound of fear] - Laura! 964 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:50,416 Vity! Weren't you on safari? 965 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,458 I didn't go because you had the allergy. 966 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:57,625 - It passed. - And what are you doing here? 967 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,541 - Expenses! - And now? 968 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,083 I'm going with Ma... to eat. 969 01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:11,625 I met an Italian boy, he is waiting for us for lunch with his girlfriend. 970 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,166 Better than eating alone, right? 971 01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:18,000 We could finally be together and make dates with strangers? 972 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:22,500 Now you go with your friends and I continue to shop! 973 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:32,500 No, let's go! 974 01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:35,000 Love, you're having lunch alone with me now! 975 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,500 Wait! Where? 976 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,166 Shall we enter from the kitchen? 977 01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:49,000 I was very hungry! 978 01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:50,291 Yes! 979 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:58,833 - Den Anker? - It's where I hooked up with Mauro! 980 01:10:58,916 --> 01:10:59,916 Mauro? 981 01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:03,083 Ah! What an ass! 982 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:04,375 [cell phone rings] 983 01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:07,416 Here's Mauro. 984 01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,333 [rings unanswered] 985 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,708 - I'll go call him. - He's my father! 986 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:24,791 My girlfriend is on the phone, yours? 987 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,958 I'm calling her. 988 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:30,208 Ready? 989 01:11:30,291 --> 01:11:35,500 Love, I'm at the restaurant with my parents two friends, where are you? 990 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,333 Laura, where are you? 991 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:43,625 At the restaurant, I've been waiting for you for ten minutes! I arrive. 992 01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:49,000 - What did you say his name was? - Here you are! 993 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,833 What a pleasure to meet your friend. 994 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:56,208 But we will get to know each other better another time… 995 01:11:56,500 --> 01:12:01,416 because I went on a diet just today. I go! 996 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,500 If I stay I eat all the sweets, I become a fat girl and you don't like me anymore! 997 01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,708 See you later, love! 998 01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,416 [together] Laura! 999 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,041 Laura who, sorry? 1000 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,083 Laura, my girlfriend. 1001 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:22,916 No, Laura is my girlfriend! 1002 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000 Your? 1003 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 [buzzing of the natives] 1004 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:42,125 Stupid! You brought us to die for a butterfly! 1005 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:46,583 It didn't have to end like this. I speak their language. 1006 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,500 - They should have welcomed us in peace. - [Massimo] Yes, eternal peace! 1007 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,958 Massimo, they want to kill us, I'll tell you! 1008 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,208 Ox, if we have to die… 1009 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:01,083 let's die like men! 1010 01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:04,000 This is going to be difficult! 1011 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,000 [indigenous] Bunga bunga! 1012 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:11,333 Before dying I have to make a confession. 1013 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:18,416 Remember when that son of a sow he shot you and I saved you? 1014 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,250 Does this seem like the right time? 1015 01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:22,500 That's okay, you deserve Heaven. 1016 01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:27,000 I really don't think so, because I was that son of a sow. 1017 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:32,500 Then I have to do you too a confession. 1018 01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:36,791 That day, behind that bush, I wasn't hunting. 1019 01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,583 I was with your wife. 1020 01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:42,500 I knew it, I shot you for this! 1021 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:46,625 You ugly fagot son of a slut! 1022 01:13:46,916 --> 01:13:48,916 [speaks in local language] 1023 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:53,708 - What does he say? - What do I know? 1024 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,958 [speaks in local language] 1025 01:13:56,791 --> 01:13:58,041 [in foreign language] 1026 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:11,583 It's an intestinal obstruction, a laparotomy is needed. 1027 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:13,333 Can you do it? 1028 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,083 With your eyes closed! 1029 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:20,208 I'm a surgeon! What does he do? 1030 01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,333 No! A monkey! 1031 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:25,375 Now you really do it with your eyes closed! 1032 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,291 What do we do now? 1033 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:30,333 He works. 1034 01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:32,208 Him? 1035 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:36,083 Who, me? Are you stupid? 1036 01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:38,500 - Are you a doctor? - Almost. 1037 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:40,916 I'm a butcher. 1038 01:14:41,291 --> 01:14:42,291 As? 1039 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,291 Now we are truly ruined! 1040 01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:14,541 - Are the train guests already here? - Not yet. 1041 01:15:14,791 --> 01:15:16,500 I booked a double room. 1042 01:15:19,458 --> 01:15:21,000 Is the gentleman with you? 1043 01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:24,833 No, I'm sorting something out with my brother and I leave again. 1044 01:15:24,916 --> 01:15:28,208 Maybe I'll use the shower to get some shit off me. 1045 01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:32,625 - I can? - As long as Susanna doesn't see you. 1046 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,875 - [Carlo] My Giorgio, how you stink! - [Giorgio] Why, do you perfume? 1047 01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:44,541 For the plane to rent you need a photocopy of the patent. 1048 01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:45,625 Yes, here it is. 1049 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,375 Here you are. 1050 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,125 Thank you. 1051 01:15:49,291 --> 01:15:52,291 - Do you have a laundry room? - Absolutely yes. 1052 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:53,375 That's better. 1053 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,291 Sterilize! 1054 01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,291 Sterilized. 1055 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,583 - Anesthesia! - [Ox] Anesthesia? 1056 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,208 - [native] No! - Done. 1057 01:16:12,791 --> 01:16:13,791 Scalpel! 1058 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,208 Scalpel. 1059 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,791 - Wasn't he smaller? - Don't care! Cut! 1060 01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:22,416 [Maximum] Cut! 1061 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,000 - Cut! - Wait! 1062 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,833 Massimo, I can't do it. 1063 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:33,291 Are you the prince or not of the sirloin? 1064 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:37,125 I'm the king of the sirloin, ma con lui non ci riesco. 1065 01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:41,208 You have to stay calm, as if I worked on a forequarter… 1066 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:44,291 on a rib, on a Chianina. 1067 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,583 - A Chianina? - Yes! Go! 1068 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,416 - Done. - Here you are. 1069 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:05,083 Now let's focus on occlusion. 1070 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:08,208 Where is it, in the large intestine or in the rectum? 1071 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:12,583 - What is it? - Is it in the large intestine or in the rectum? 1072 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:20,333 In the large intestine I see nothing, maybe we'll try to turn it around. 1073 01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:24,916 - What are you saying? It's not a slice! - The rectum is behind, right? 1074 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,208 The professor… 1075 01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:27,875 I'll do it, help me, come on. 1076 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,375 - Come on, come on. - Yes. 1077 01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:32,083 Look how big it is here! 1078 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:35,958 Here it is, I found it. 1079 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,333 Cut. 1080 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,583 - I cut. - Cut! 1081 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,791 - Hold him still. - Cut! 1082 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:47,208 - I cannot. - Come on! 1083 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:51,833 Remember those poles? If you don't cut the large intestine, they stick them in our rectum! 1084 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:55,083 [verses of effort and satisfaction] 1085 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:56,500 Now sew up. 1086 01:17:57,416 --> 01:17:59,000 - How? - Needle and string. 1087 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,250 - Like ham. - Good. 1088 01:18:01,416 --> 01:18:04,083 - Where do I get the needle? - There he is. 1089 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000 It's me. 1090 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:34,208 Sure, I have the dollars. Yes, small size. 1091 01:18:34,916 --> 01:18:36,708 I'll wait for you in the room for the exchange. 1092 01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:56,541 - Do you think about my bag? - Certain. 1093 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:57,583 Thank you. 1094 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,375 Did he take her to the room? 1095 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:14,083 Of course, for a quickie! This time I'll cut it off! 1096 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,583 [knocks on the door] 1097 01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,833 - His clothes. - Thank you. 1098 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:29,625 - Are you closing? - Yes. 1099 01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:36,583 Hey. 1100 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:38,208 Hey! 1101 01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:41,916 - The dress. - Thank you. 1102 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,000 Big brother. 1103 01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:48,625 I'm really happy that we are back in business together. 1104 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:54,083 [softly] You'll see where you find the deal! 1105 01:19:54,166 --> 01:20:00,583 Hurry if Susanna arrives and he finds you here, shit happens! 1106 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,791 Why do you worry? 1107 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:05,208 Stay with your brother not with a slut! 1108 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,708 - Carlo! - Love, I missed the train. 1109 01:20:10,791 --> 01:20:14,500 [in Sicilian] But you found it one pass, and now he's in the bathroom! 1110 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:17,291 I did not understand! 1111 01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,666 Now he's in the bathroom and washing himself! 1112 01:20:21,916 --> 01:20:24,958 I knew you were pissed, but it was like that before too. 1113 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:30,208 He spends a lot of time in the shower, you wash, you wash… 1114 01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:32,916 - What do you wash? - Carlo! 1115 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:36,208 Aren't you ashamed? So you tell me? 1116 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:37,916 Love! 1117 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,333 Try to understand me… 1118 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:45,750 after many years I have the opportunity to put it on her… I can't lose her! 1119 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:50,833 Monster! Yet I would have stayed with you even now that you are poor again! 1120 01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:52,791 [Giorgio] How, poor? 1121 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:55,500 No, no! 1122 01:20:58,208 --> 01:20:59,208 That? 1123 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,708 - Were you with him? - Certain. 1124 01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:05,708 - And Marta's car? - He had it. 1125 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:09,125 Why, did you believe that… No! 1126 01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:12,916 It's all a misunderstanding here! 1127 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,750 She said you came back poor. 1128 01:21:15,916 --> 01:21:18,875 No, she's wrong. How poor! 1129 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:24,583 No, love: the partner, the site, the escape to the tavern... You're poor! 1130 01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:32,625 Yes, all organized by me. 1131 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,125 I wanted to make her believe it that we were out of money. 1132 01:21:36,208 --> 01:21:37,500 But it was bullshit! 1133 01:21:37,708 --> 01:21:40,125 - Carlo! - Yes, I told you bullshit. 1134 01:21:40,208 --> 01:21:41,750 - Why? - Right: why? 1135 01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:43,166 - Why, Carlo? - Why? 1136 01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:45,875 - Why? - Because I can't stand it anymore! 1137 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,958 He asks too many questions, I want a divorce... 1138 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:55,041 And I pretended to be poor so as not to leave her anything. 1139 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:58,125 Love, everything is clear now. Where's the bag? 1140 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:04,291 "Love"? You disgust me. You're a pig! 1141 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:07,458 - Yes! - Where's the bag? 1142 01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:12,916 Wait a minute! This poor wretch she was still my lady. 1143 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:17,916 - Poor wretch to whom? - See you later, make up! 1144 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:20,916 - I'll kill you! - Stop! 1145 01:22:22,916 --> 01:22:23,916 I love you! 1146 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:26,416 Yet you want a divorce! 1147 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,833 It's bullshit! 1148 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:30,958 - I didn't throw away the fake money. - Carlo! 1149 01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:34,583 I give them to Giorgio, ma lui deve credermi ricco. 1150 01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:37,916 - So we are poor? - Yes. 1151 01:22:38,416 --> 01:22:40,916 - Thank goodness. - Well, in short. Let's hope for a little while. 1152 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,416 - Where's the bag? - Ma'am, your bag. 1153 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,208 - Thank you. - Please. 1154 01:22:53,916 --> 01:22:59,125 - This is not my bag! - It's mine. I'm going to scam Giorgio. 1155 01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:02,041 [speaks in Sicilian] 1156 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:04,083 - Don't worry. - Did you understand? 1157 01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:05,166 No. 1158 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,083 Oh God! 1159 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,583 I'm blind! 1160 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,291 - Me too! - What happens? 1161 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:26,916 I'm blind. 1162 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,916 - No, you're stupid. You have his glasses. - The glasses! 1163 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,166 How scary. 1164 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:35,000 Oh God, the old man! 1165 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,708 - This one doesn't wake up! - If he dies they'll kill us! 1166 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,416 [Fiorentina anthem] 1167 01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:48,083 - It's my cell phone. - Really? 1168 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,708 - It comes from the belly! - How is this possible? 1169 01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:56,666 - Maybe by stitching up, in a hurry... - No, it was empty! 1170 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:58,416 My cell phone was dead. 1171 01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:02,041 - [speaks in local language] - [sound of fear] 1172 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,583 - He said that… - We understand. 1173 01:24:10,791 --> 01:24:12,291 [softly] I had an idea. 1174 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,583 Tell him that first I have to have a check-up. 1175 01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:19,875 [Angela translates] 1176 01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:22,375 What do you control? 1177 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:26,500 I'm calling for help. 1178 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:31,208 [phone keys sound] 1179 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:37,291 [rings] 1180 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,000 It's free! 1181 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:45,916 We don't understand anything! 1182 01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:52,791 [answering machine] Wind. We are transferring your call… 1183 01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:54,791 Operation successful! Speaks! 1184 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:58,416 We are transferring your call to the answering machine. 1185 01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:01,208 [indigenous songs] 1186 01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:27,083 [phone keys sound] 1187 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,916 Wind. The number she called… 1188 01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:56,708 - Carlo Boffa's room. - The 32, ma'am. 1189 01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:58,000 Who should I tell? 1190 01:25:58,208 --> 01:25:59,291 Where you go? 1191 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,416 I've arrived, I have the diamonds. 1192 01:26:02,916 --> 01:26:05,250 I'm waiting for you, we have to make the exchange. 1193 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,625 Martha! 1194 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:17,083 Love, I've been looking for you so much, I was worried. Where were you? 1195 01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:18,416 How did you find me? 1196 01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:21,791 - How? With satellite! - Here, you see... 1197 01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,875 You won't ruin me now It's almost done, right? 1198 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,000 Certain! 1199 01:26:27,291 --> 01:26:32,958 I'll tell your little brother that you pretend to be rich to cheat him! 1200 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:36,416 This is for locking me in the trunk! 1201 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:39,333 Damn yours. Don't put your hands on me... 1202 01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:40,416 Fuck! 1203 01:26:43,791 --> 01:26:44,958 [frightening sound] 1204 01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:47,541 He's Barry White's son! 1205 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:54,666 - This is mine! - It's mine! 1206 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:57,125 - You are right! Mine is that one. - Fuck you. 1207 01:26:57,208 --> 01:27:00,375 Fuck you, you and your sister are going! Martha! 1208 01:27:02,958 --> 01:27:05,708 - [Giorgio] Be good, my love. - Carlo! 1209 01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:10,291 - Carlo! - Martha. 1210 01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:12,875 I came to tell you that I know everything. 1211 01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:16,708 - All? - All. 1212 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:19,708 You don't have to do it this deal with Giorgio. 1213 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:24,416 It is despicable to pretend to be rich to screw your brother. 1214 01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:27,958 My brother Giorgio? 1215 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:30,583 No. 1216 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,291 Who becomes poor again he no longer has scruples. 1217 01:27:36,208 --> 01:27:37,208 I told him. 1218 01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:47,500 About the rip-off? Yes, he told me… 1219 01:27:48,708 --> 01:27:50,333 but it is clear that this is not true! 1220 01:27:52,791 --> 01:27:56,416 Certain! I'm glad you don't believe it. 1221 01:27:56,500 --> 01:28:01,041 You think your brother would be such an asshole to still screw you... 1222 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:04,708 - [together] With fake diamonds. - In fact… 1223 01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:15,916 I admit I'm a big asshole and that I wanted to trick you… 1224 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,250 We don't understand each other, cheer me up! 1225 01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:27,083 It's not enough for me, you're not convinced and I don't feel sincere repentance! 1226 01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:33,916 I'm an asshole, a scoundrel, what else should I tell you? Pick me up! 1227 01:28:34,291 --> 01:28:37,208 I'm always missing something. Do I let go? 1228 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:42,916 I admit everything! I've always envied you! 1229 01:28:43,916 --> 01:28:49,375 That's better. Start over: "I've always been human shit..." 1230 01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:55,500 Stop, cheer me up, I'm sick! I have reflux, like Aunt Franca! 1231 01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,083 Where is this butterfly? 1232 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:20,416 Maybe he's still a caterpillar, it must develop. 1233 01:29:21,916 --> 01:29:22,958 [sound of amazement] 1234 01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:26,083 - What a beast! - Hate! 1235 01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:27,166 No! 1236 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:30,000 - [Ox] How disgusting! - Die! 1237 01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:31,083 No! 1238 01:29:31,791 --> 01:29:33,333 What did you do? 1239 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:41,125 I'll kill you! Murderers! 1240 01:29:43,791 --> 01:29:45,375 [screams] 1241 01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:48,250 It was the caterpillar of the Paradise butterfly! 1242 01:29:55,916 --> 01:29:58,625 Miss, we are full of these things! 1243 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,000 Thank you! 1244 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:15,583 Here's the real money, shame on you! 1245 01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:20,708 You were right to give the fake money to your brother! 1246 01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:22,541 Silence. 1247 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:23,625 Why? 1248 01:30:28,416 --> 01:30:31,500 - Excuse me. - [in Sicilian] You dickhead! 1249 01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:41,208 I admit I'm an asshole and that I wanted to screw you. 1250 01:30:41,625 --> 01:30:43,791 I have to say it well and you like this? 1251 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,500 Too generic, unconvinced! Go, come on! 1252 01:30:46,791 --> 01:30:52,916 I'm an asshole, I wanted to give you the fake money to take revenge! 1253 01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:58,208 No, I want full admission of guilt and human bullshit! 1254 01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,500 We want to stop it to be funny? 1255 01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:03,416 You know I have the ball atola, like Uncle Franco. 1256 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:08,708 All right, you were right to fool me, I deserved it… 1257 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:13,208 I'm a sucker and you're much more smarter than me! 1258 01:31:13,291 --> 01:31:15,041 Is this okay? 1259 01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:19,583 You acted badly and he doesn't believe it nobody. Did you believe it? 1260 01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:22,791 - Enough, pick him up. - You're even. 1261 01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:26,916 [man] Bastard! The money is fake! 1262 01:31:27,416 --> 01:31:29,916 And these are pieces of glass! 1263 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:33,583 Someone played a prank on us. 1264 01:31:33,916 --> 01:31:36,750 - We have to find him and kill him. - Yes! 1265 01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:41,833 I have incredible news! 1266 01:31:42,416 --> 01:31:46,125 We have real money and diamonds! 1267 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:48,708 What? Are you stoned? 1268 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:52,666 There was an exchange of briefcases, we are rich! 1269 01:31:52,916 --> 01:31:54,208 Rich! 1270 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:57,333 He says we are rich, let's cheer him up! 1271 01:31:57,416 --> 01:32:00,000 Give me a hand, I can't do it alone. 1272 01:32:00,083 --> 01:32:01,833 Look at my abs. 1273 01:32:01,916 --> 01:32:05,083 [effort verses] 1274 01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:09,125 If they catch us, they'll kill us. We have to escape. 1275 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,416 I'll pack the plane, you take mine patent, see you on the track. 1276 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:14,375 - Come on, come on! - Yes. The briefcase. 1277 01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:17,208 Let's go, love! 1278 01:32:19,125 --> 01:32:20,208 [Susanna] What is it? 1279 01:32:22,125 --> 01:32:23,625 I'll explain it to you later. 1280 01:32:27,916 --> 01:32:30,166 Come on, let's go! 1281 01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:33,833 - Wait! - Hurry up! 1282 01:32:36,291 --> 01:32:40,250 You come! Pass me the briefcase! 1283 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,750 - You don't trust me? - Should I trust you? 1284 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:43,958 He asks if I trust… 1285 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:50,833 Me on this scam I'm not going up, it's dangerous! 1286 01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:52,875 They are more dangerous! 1287 01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:57,166 - [gunshots] - Come on, come on, come in! 1288 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:29,500 [Laura] Vity! Mauro! 1289 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:40,416 Try to understand me, I won't be able to never forgive me for what I have done. 1290 01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:42,333 Not us either. You broke our hearts. 1291 01:33:42,416 --> 01:33:45,750 Because of you it will take so long before we get back together with someone. 1292 01:33:47,916 --> 01:33:49,291 In fact, you'd better go. 1293 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,916 That's right, I understand. 1294 01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:07,833 - I met someone at the concert! - Me too, take our flight! 1295 01:34:07,916 --> 01:34:08,916 Mine too! 1296 01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:13,958 Hey, but... how's yours? 1297 01:34:15,916 --> 01:34:20,125 - Friends like before? - At this point even with in-laws! 1298 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:27,125 In my opinion, these two… 1299 01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:29,041 It's not safe! 1300 01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:30,333 But yes! 1301 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:34,291 - Dad, uncle... - Baby! 1302 01:34:34,416 --> 01:34:37,208 I want to tell you before Vity. 1303 01:34:39,708 --> 01:34:41,250 Vity and I have… 1304 01:34:41,791 --> 01:34:45,041 - We know! - All right! 1305 01:34:46,125 --> 01:34:47,958 Aren't you sorry? 1306 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:52,416 Honey, dad just hopes that was very nice. 1307 01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:58,000 I wouldn't say so. I was at the restaurant with Vitellozzo, and suddenly… 1308 01:34:58,375 --> 01:34:59,583 Like, at the restaurant? 1309 01:34:59,875 --> 01:35:01,333 It was empty, I hope! 1310 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:06,166 - No, it was full! How embarrassing! - It's obvious! 1311 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:09,166 These are things that hurt, 1312 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:12,791 but it was time to get rid of the thought. 1313 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:16,708 It's done! I said it and I'm better! HI. 1314 01:35:19,791 --> 01:35:23,583 Of course, this modern youth… Romance, zero! 1315 01:35:23,791 --> 01:35:29,708 By the way, maybe with this story of "Trombi the best", you and me... 1316 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:34,500 Leave it alone! We have 15 hours of plane time ahead, right? 1317 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,125 - The polygnocca doesn't run away! - All useless! 1318 01:35:39,208 --> 01:35:42,708 - Let's hope the trip goes well. - Let's pray. 1319 01:35:42,791 --> 01:35:44,916 They won't let me take the larvae on board. 1320 01:35:45,041 --> 01:35:47,791 - No! - This is the final straw. 1321 01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:51,666 Yet they let traffickers through that get stuffed… 1322 01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:53,708 with eggs full of drugs! 1323 01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:57,708 And they stop a scientist for innocent larvae! 1324 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:02,958 - [Massimo] It's a shame. - [Angela] Yes, but what do we do now? 1325 01:36:04,208 --> 01:36:09,666 Excuse me, it's a personal curiosity: now where are these larvae? 1326 01:36:20,625 --> 01:36:24,583 - [Marta] What's happening? - [Carlo] It's just turbulence! 1327 01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:27,708 - Oh mama! - Love, it's normal! 1328 01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:32,791 - [Giorgio] Give some bloster! - I'm shitting myself! 1329 01:36:32,875 --> 01:36:37,083 - Speak well, don't be a commoner! - Do you have parachutes? 1330 01:36:37,916 --> 01:36:40,791 Here, shut up! 1331 01:36:43,208 --> 01:36:46,500 [Giorgio] Here, the turbulence is over. Don't worry? 1332 01:36:47,791 --> 01:36:49,000 How high are we? 1333 01:36:50,791 --> 01:36:51,791 I do not know. 1334 01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:59,583 The altimeter doesn't work. 1500, 1600 meters. 1335 01:37:01,708 --> 01:37:05,916 - Everything is fine. - Elephants look like ants! 1336 01:37:07,791 --> 01:37:11,625 - [Giorgio] Where are you going, Marta? - [Carlo] Let's jump! 1337 01:37:11,708 --> 01:37:17,000 [Marta] I fucked you both! The long, the short, fuck you! 1338 01:37:17,083 --> 01:37:21,625 Martha, my love, did you do this to me? 1339 01:37:21,708 --> 01:37:24,291 - HI! - [Giorgio] Marta! 1340 01:37:24,791 --> 01:37:31,708 - He stole my money, he cheated me! - We're all screwed, there's no petrol. 1341 01:37:31,791 --> 01:37:34,750 How are we without petrol? Get the parachutes! 1342 01:37:34,833 --> 01:37:37,125 There's only one! 1343 01:37:37,208 --> 01:37:39,416 - Women and children first! - There are no children! 1344 01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:42,833 - Then women first. - I'm not leaving you. 1345 01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:45,500 - So you will die! - Better dead than without you. 1346 01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:49,416 - It's not the Heart book! At that time? - You take it. 1347 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:52,291 - It's not fair! - Yes, that's right. 1348 01:37:52,375 --> 01:37:54,708 You are the youngest, I have to protect you. 1349 01:37:54,791 --> 01:37:58,083 Thank you! You're the eldest and you're the best too! 1350 01:37:58,500 --> 01:38:00,291 It stinks to me too, it's fear. 1351 01:38:04,958 --> 01:38:07,291 Big brother, I don't know how to tell you... 1352 01:38:07,958 --> 01:38:11,291 but since you have to… 1353 01:38:14,791 --> 01:38:17,375 Can I take this one? What do you have to do anyway? 1354 01:38:18,791 --> 01:38:20,583 Consider it my Christmas present. 1355 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,750 - [Carlo] Best wishes. - [Giorgio] Thank you. 1356 01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:24,916 Merry Christmas and happy new year… 1357 01:38:27,291 --> 01:38:28,500 Merry Christmas, because… 1358 01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:40,916 They are fake! 1359 01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:43,708 [Carlo] They're the fake ones! 1360 01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:46,916 Your bastards! 1361 01:38:49,958 --> 01:38:53,166 [Carlo] Let's fill up again and let's get back on track! 1362 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:59,166 Aunt Franca was right: whoever finds a brother, find a treasure! 1363 01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:05,250 [Susanna recites a proverb in Sicilian] 1364 01:39:05,583 --> 01:39:08,083 [Carlo] Love, are you sure that your father is Italian? 1365 01:39:17,083 --> 01:39:21,041 Miss, I had a fantastic idea. 1366 01:39:21,125 --> 01:39:24,625 - I had it! - What idea? 1367 01:39:25,708 --> 01:39:28,875 - We did like the traffickers. - Speak slowly. 1368 01:39:30,291 --> 01:39:33,583 To carry clandestinely the larvae… 1369 01:39:34,541 --> 01:39:36,791 - we swallowed them! - Yes, yes! 1370 01:39:36,916 --> 01:39:42,291 You are crazy! In two hours, with the heat of the stomach, those transform! 1371 01:39:43,583 --> 01:39:45,166 And how long ago did we start? 1372 01:39:45,291 --> 01:39:47,375 [commander] Gentlemen. The commander speaks. 1373 01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:52,041 We left Cape Town two hours ago. The weather conditions… 1374 01:39:52,291 --> 01:39:53,416 Beast!